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Holy Shit Are You Addicted To Porn?!


Picture this: I'm laying spread-eagle on my bed in a dark room in my underwear. It's 5AM and I'm doomscrolling through TikTok because the world is on fire and I crave mindlessness. A video pops up and its title catches my attention, given my line of work.


ONE TIP TO STOP WATCHING PORN AND REWIRE YOUR BRAIN


Naturally, I HAVE to go check out this creator because I get a kick out of seeing people act like watching porn is a one way ticket to brimstone. As if people haven't been finding new and creative ways to get off since the dawn of time.


The very first video on her page asks if masturbation is good for you. (Yes it is. It's great for releasing endorphins and helps with migraines and feels amazing.) I'm greeted by a bland background and bad lighting but I appreciate her bleached hair and Christian cardigan - she's really gonna give this subject her all.


And she doesn't disappoint! Immediately she lets us all know that our masturbation habits are leading to a decreased quality of life, complete with a thumbs down to show she's really serious about this. And she claims it's even shrinking our brains. On the upside, she does say that sex with a partner is very beneficial and advises us to "get out there and find a honey" - a phrase which resulted in my pussy dehydrating to the point of drought. A HONEY? IN THIS ECONOMY, SHARON? This button down babe is truly wild.


It never ceases to amaze me that even in this day and age people are still trying not only to repress themselves, they're trying to repress other people too. There's nothing wrong with enjoying ethical porn made by consenting partners. There's nothing wrong with exploring your own body. You don't need to have a partner to deserve to feel good or enjoy yourself.


The key is always moderation. Don't spend money you don't have and don't sacrifice important relationships or aspects of your life in order to go watch porn and get off. Some of the kindest, most brilliant people I know ALSO know the value of going to fuck themselves. After all, if you don't know how to touch yourself, how in the hell can you expect your partner to know what you like? Poor thing will be rooting around in you like they dropped a ring down the kitchen sink and you'll both end up unsatisfied.


Healthy exploration of one's body and consumption of ethical porn aren't the enemy here. The shame is.


Funny how so much of sexuality is tied up in shame, isn't it?


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